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GOTO I.T. Haunted Helpdesk

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Technical support from beyond the helpdesk.

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GOTO I.T. Haunted Helpdesk

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Technical support from beyond the helpdesk.

Ghostly GOTO I.T. technician emerging from a CRT helpdesk terminal

Night Shift

The technician is still in the machine.

IT problems can be scary. Getting help shouldn't be.

Something broken?

Tell our AI what appears to be haunted. We'll try a few safe fixes.

Safe AI troubleshooting for everyday tech problems.

IT problems can be scary. Getting help shouldn't be.

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Some problems require the living.

Need someone with a pulse? Send this to a real GOTO I.T. technician — it opens a support request, not live chat.

Ask the Helpdesk

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Haunted Helpdesk

Welcome to the GOTO I.T. Haunted Helpdesk. Tell me what appears to be haunted and I'll try a few safe Tier 1 rituals. If things get dangerous, complicated, or business-critical, I'll summon someone with a pulse. What appears to be haunted?

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Safe Tier 1 troubleshooting. Serious hauntings get handed to the living.

What appears to be haunted?

COMMON HAUNTINGS

Try a disturbance

I can handle safe, basic troubleshooting. Nastier problems get handed to a living technician.

Need someone with a pulse? Send this to a real GOTO I.T. technician.

Opens a support request — not live chat.

Don't enter passwords, recovery keys, or other secrets.

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Basic troubleshooting only. ·

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